The Tyrannical Reign of King Andrew

A new age of terror and fear has been ushered in with the conquest of King Andrew Harrison.

Sitting high on his black throne, King Andrew looks down on the mangled corpses of the other 15 kings and queens he slaughtered on his ascent.

“You couldn’t have been more of an asshole,” said one opponent before King Andrew’s sword pierced his throat.

As his advisor, Tom Roseberry, whispered in the high king’s ear, “Don’t chop,” Andrew won the monthly Kings and Queens tournament.

A reenactment of Tom's advice to Andrew

The King’s black heart did find some mercy, however. ┬áHe let second place drag herself broken and bruised back to her land with $50.

All must bow to the new king – King Andrew!